Har lafz ko kagaj pe utara nahi jaata

Har lafz ko kagaj pe utara nahi jaata,

Har naam ko sar-e-aam pukaara nahi jaata.

Hoti hai pyar mein kuch raaz ki baatein,

Yunhi to is khel mein harra nahi jaata.

Ek baar jab dil

Ek baar jab dil ko bha jaye,

koi to use bhulaya nahi ja sakta,

Aise dilwalon se chahee kitni bhi koshish karo

mile baigair raha bhi nahi ja sakta.

Santa ki Beti

Santa ke ghar ladki hui.

Banta~Jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge.

Santa~Maine iska intezam kar liya!

Banta~kya?

Santa~Iska naam DiDi rakha hai.

Dost kabhi bewafa nahi hote

Dil kabhi dil se juda nahi hote,

 yuhi hum kisi par fida nahi hote,

pyar se bada to dosti ka rishta hai,

kyuki dost kabhi bewafa nahi hote.

Dosti ko kabhi badnam na hone dena

Jazbaat e ishq nakaam na hone dena,

dil ki duniya me sham na hone dena,

dosti ka har ilzam apne sar lenge,

par dosti ko kabhi badnam na hone dena.

Santa's Puzzle Game

santa got himself a puzzle game.

 It took him 10 hard months to finish it.

He was so proud of himself

because at the side of the box it was written: 2-3 yrs

i wont forget you

I was on a ship thinking of you.

when i looked down i dropped a tear in the ocean.

then i promised myself that until someone finds it.

i wont forget you.

Never cry 4 anyone

Never cry 4 anyone in life,

bCz for the whom u cry,

doesnt deserve your tears,

 d one who deserves it,

Never let u cry.

Santa ki Shadi

A santa married to a short girl.

people asked to santa why you married such a short girl.

He replied our guru gee says

museebat jitni choti ho utna he acha hota hai.

Hamari dosti

Chand ki dosti raat se subah tak,

 Suraj ki dosti subah se shaam tak,

Par hamari dosti

pehli mulakat se aakhri S a a n S tak.

Pati~Patni

Thappad marne pe naraj patni ko pati bola,

 insaan use marta he jise pyar karta he.

 Patni ne pati ko 2 mare or boli

aap kya samjte he k me apse pyar nahi karti.

Imtihaan na lijiye

Hamare sabr ka imtihaan na lijiye,

Hamari khamoshi ko saza na dijiye,

Jo aapke bina jee na sake,

Unhe jeene ki dua na dijiye

Kitni jaldi mulaqat guzar jaati hai

Kitni jaldi mulaqat guzar jaati hai,

Pyaas bujhti nahi barsat guzar jaati hai.

Apni yadon se keh do is tarah naa aaya kare,

Neend aati nahi aur raat guzar jaati hai

Kitni parwa karte hain hum unki

Kitni parwa karte hain hum unki,

kaash unhe bhi yeh ehsaas ho jaye,

kahin aisa na ho woh hosh main aayein,

jab hum gehri neend main soh jaayein.

1 hours equals 60 minutes

They learned me that 1 hours equals 60 minutes

& that 1 minute equals 60 seconds,

but they never told me that

1 second without you can last for ever!

Friend Like You

Knowing a friend like you has made me happy,

 In a million ways and if ever I have to let you go,

I would find a million reasons to make you stay!

Zarurat hai

Pyar ko mat chhupao,

 usey zarurat hai jatane ki,

Apni pratibhaon ko mat chupao,

 unhe zarurat hai badhane ki,

Ab aur perfume mat lagao,

tumhe zarurat hai nahane ki.

Had Hai

Maine unse pyar kiya,

yeh mere pyar ki had thi.

Maine unpe itabar kiya,

yeh mere itabar ki had thi.

Markar bhi khuli rahi meri aakhen,

yeh mere intizaar ki had thi.

Hasino ne Gunah kiya

Hasino ne Hasi bankar Gunah kiya....

auro ko thik hame bhi tabah kiya....

pesh kiya jab gazalo mein unki bewafai koi,

auro ne thik unhone ne bhi WAh Wah Kiya.

Aankhen

Aankhen oonchi hui to dua ban gayi,

Aankhen nichi hui to haya ban gayi.

o jhuk kar uthi to khata ban gayi,

aur uth kar jhuki to ADA ban gayi.

Waqt Guzarta rha

Waqt guzarta raha per sans thami si thi,

Muskura rahe thy hum per ankhon me nami si thi,

Sath hamare jahan tha sara Per na jane kyo tumhari kami si thi

Santa mushkil me h

Santa to his friend

yaar badi mushkil main hoon

meri Bivi mujhsay ek kiss ka RS.100 laiti hai

friend~Acha,yaar tu bada lucky hai dusron se to woh 500 laiti hai

Santa to Waiter

Santa orders pizza

Waiter~Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?

Santa 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge

Manzil bhi uski thi

Manzil bhi uski thi,

Rasta bhi uska tha.

Ek mai akela tha,

Kafila bhi uska tha.

Sath-2 chalne ki soch bhi uski thi.

or

fir rasta badalne ka faisla bhi uska tha

Never say...

Never say you are happy when you are sad,

never say you are fine when you are not okay

never say you feel good when you feel bad,

&

 never say you are alone when I'm still alive

Mooka Mat dena

Dosti Karo To Dhoka Mat dena,

Kisi Ko Aashaon Ka Tohfa Mat dena,

Dil Se Roye Koi Tumhe Yaad Karke,

Aisa kabhi Kisi Ko Mooka Mat dena.

Heart To Heart

Special Friends See Heart To Heart...

Even If they can't see each other eye to eye,

You are very special for me because,

I Always see you in my HEART.

Hamsha tumhare rahege

Nazro me tumare nazare rahege,

Palko pe yuhi chand sitare rahege,

badalat hai to badle ye zamana,

khuda kasam hum to hamsha tumhare rahege

Door rehkar bhi

Door rehkar bhi dil ke paas lagte ho,

nazron se door rehkar khaas lagte ho,

har baar doosron ka bheja SMS bhejkar

khud ko smart samajhte ho

Ho jaye jo tu mujhse khafa

Na kabhi muskurahat tere hothon se duur ho

Teri har khwahish haqiqat ko manzoor ho

Ho jaye jo tu mujhse khafa

Khuda na kare mujhse kabhi aisa kasoor ho.

Mulaqat bhi hogi

Agar din hai to raat bhi hogi,

 hote ho kyon udas kabhi-kabhi baat bhi hogi,

itne pyar se dosti ki hai,

khuda ki kasam zindagi rahi to mulaqat bhi hogi...

Yaad kar lena

Jab tumahara dil udaas ho,

Humari muskaan ko yaad kar lena,

Jab sub saath chod de tera,

Humari baahon ko yaad kar lena.

Tum kya karoge hum se sawal

Tum kya karoge hum se sawal,

thumhare har sawal ka jawab rakhte hai,

 tum karo na karo hum se mohabbat,

 chahe lakin ye jamana janta hai,

 hum tumse dil ka rishta rakhte hai.

Tooth Brush

DAD TO SON:

When i beat u how do u controll ur anger.

Son: I START CLEANING TOILET

 DAD: how does that satisfies u?

 SON:i clean with ur tooth brush.

HEHEHE

You must be a good runner

You must be a good runner,

because you are always running in my mind,

you must be a good thief,

because you have stolen my heart,

and i am always a bad shooter

because I Miss You Always...

Khuda kisi ko

Khuda kisi ko kisi pe fida na kare,

 Kare to qayamat tak juda na kare,

Yeh mana ki koi marta nahi judai mein,

lekin jee bhi to nahi pata tanhai me

Suljha Doonga

Kal mila waqt to zulfein teri suljha doonga,

Aaj uljha hoon zara waqt ko sulajhane mein,

Yun to sulajh jatee hain uljhi zulfein,

Umar kat jati hai waqt ko sulajhane mein.

Marry me

How did an intelligent boy propose to girl ,

he took the girl along wid him on a boat

and at the middle of river said

Marry me or leave the boat

Make 10 friends,

Make 10 friends,

Laugh With 9

Meet 8

Talk to 7

Celebrate with 6

share with 5

Trust 4

Cry with 3

Take help of 2

But dont forget 1 Thats me..

ek nazar teri

ek nazar teri kaher dhati hai,

ek teri chal lehrati hai,

dua dete hain hum jab tu aati jati hai,

girten hain log aur tu hasti jati hai…

Dosti dil hai

Dosti dil hai, dimag nahi….

Dosti soch hai, aawaj nahi….

Koi aankhon se nahi dekh sakta dosti ke jazbe ko….

Kyonki dosti ehsaas hai andaaj nahi

MOBILE ki battery zyada chalti hai

Dard-e-dil mein gum ki kaliyan khilti hai

Aab to tanhai humse aksar milti hai

Apne band kiya jab se SMS karna

MOBILE ki battery zyada chalti hai

Ladki ka baap kya jaane

Dil ka dard dil todne wale kya jane,

Pyar ke rivazon ko zamana kya jane,

Hoti hai kitni takleef ladki patane mein,

Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane. :D

SMS hum kisiko kiya nahi karte

Ajnabi galiyon se hum gujra nahi karte,

dard-e-dil liya aur diya nahi karte,

Ye dosti ka rishta sirf tum se hai,

varna itne SMS hum kisiko kiya nahi karte.

Thought of the day

Agar aap bus pe chade...

ya phir bus aap pe chade...

dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai

hehe

You konw what?

You konw what?

I like u!

You know why?

Coz u r the best.

You know why?

In ur own simple ways,

u make me feel special.

U know when?

Since the day we became friends.

A RAINY DAY

IT MUST HAVE BEEN A RAINY DAY

WHEN U WERE BORN

BUT IT WASN T REALLY RAIN

THE SKY WAS CRYING

BCOZ IT LOST ITS NICE

GENTLE AND GENIROUS ANGLE

GOD BLESS U

The pleasure of Love

The pleasure of love is in the loving;

&

thereis more joy in the passion one feels thanin that which one inspires

Banta Ka Dar

Santa~Yaar tu nahate waqt darwaza khula kyon rakhta hai?
Banta~Are yaar mujhe dar laga rehata hai ke koi mujhe key hole sena dekh le.

DISTANCE never Seperates

DISTANCE never seperates HEART that really CARE

Though we may not SPEND so much time TOGETHER

U r always in my THOUGHTSmy great friend

Beep of ur Mobile

To be disturbed by the beep of ur mobile

only means that

some how some where some how some one is thinking you

&

this moment its me missing u always .

Full form of GIRL.

Full form of GIRL.

~

G-Goli dene me sabse age.

I-Innocent sirf shakl se.

R-Rone ki automatic machine.

L-Ladai me sabki maa.

Phir bi duniya inki diwani.  :D

Guzar jati hai,

Kitne jaldi yeh mulakat guzar jati hai,

Pyaas bujhti nahin ki barsaat guzar jati hai.

Apni yadon se keho ki yun na sataya kare,

Neend aati nahin aur raat guzar jati hai.

Hauslon se udaan hoti hai.

Manzil unhi ko milti hai,

Jinke sapno me jaan hoti hai,

Pankh se kuchh nahi hota,

Hauslon se udaan hoti hai.

Missing U!

Nobody is right till somebody is wrong…

Nobody is weak till somebody is strong…

Nobody is lucky till love comes along…

Nobody is lonely till somebody is gone.Missing U!

TUMHARE GOOD MORNING SMS NE

HAWAYO NE DHARTI KO JAGA DIYA,

SURAJ NE DUNIYA KO RANGIN BANA DIYA,

PANCHIYON NE SUBAH KO MEHKA DIYA,

TUMHARE GOOD MORNING SMS NE

MERE JISM JAAN KO TAAZA BANA DIYA.

Relation Between two Eyes?

Do you know the relation between two eyes?

They blink together,

They move together,

They cry together,

They see things together,

And they sleep together.

BUT STILL THEY NEVER SEE EACH OTHER~Thats Friendship...

Makes Life Beautiful

Hope ends when you stop believing

and

Love ends when you stop caring.

So dream hope and love...

Makes Life Beautiful

Mobile hai...

Aapke haath me mobile hai..

Chehere pe khubh smile hai...

SMS ki 1 Ccchi khasi File hai...

Phir bhi SMS nahi karte...

yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid sa style hai??

G chahata hai

G chahata hai k tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu
~
G chahata hai k tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu
~
Magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya....

Koi ankhon se

Koi ankhon se baat kar leta hai,

Koi ankhon mein mulakat kar leta hai,

Bada mushkil hota hai jawab dena,

Jab koi khamosh rehkar sawaal kar leta hai.

Jab dosti ki dastan waqt sunayega

Jab dosti ki dastan waqt sunayega,

Tumko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega,

Tab bhool jayenge zindgi ke gam ko,

Jab apke sath guzara samay yaad ayega.

Monsoon's Rain or Summer's Heat

Monsoon's Rain or Summer's Heat,

UR friendship is the reason why I breathe.

Tell me Dear, What is Sweet? Is that U or UR heart beat

Damn! I misS u!

I Looked at my back,

I thought I saw u.

i Listened eaGerly cOz i thought I hearD u,

but NO u were not there.

This made me realized only one thing..

Damn! I misS u!

Friends are like film

Friends are like film

some are musical

some are suspense

some are romantic

some are action

some are tragedy

some are comedy

but very few only OSCAR winning like U

Kai Raaz aise hote hai

Kai raaz aise hote hai jo dikhaye nhin jaate,

Kai kisse aise hote hai jo sunaye nhin jaate,

Kai dil aise hote hai jo tode nhin jaate,

or kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hai jo chode nhin jaate.

Without

Without humor, life sux.

Without courage, life is hard.

Without love, life is hope

Without friends like you, life is impossible!

Aye Dost

Har khushi dil ke karib nahi hoti,

jindagi gamo se dur nahi hoti,

aye dost dosti ko sanjokar rakhna,

dosti har kisi ko nasib nahi hoti

U did that

Not every bird can dance,

but peacock did that.

Not every flower can represent LUV,

but Rose did that.

Not every Friend can reach up to HEART,

but u did that.

Hum wo nahi

Hum woh nahi jo tum ko ghum main chhod de,

hum woh nahi joh tumse nata tod de,

hum woh hain ki agar teri saanse

ruk jae to tuj se apni sanse joor de.

U want & U get

U want & u get, that's luck,

U want & u wait, that's time.

U want but u compromise, that's life.

And U want & u wait & u don't compromise that's LOVE.

I Love

I love the spring mornings,

the afternoons in autumn,

the winter evenings

and the summer nights

....but you I love more sweet heart!

Egyptian Mummies & Indian Mummies

Q~Wats d diff btwn egyptian mummies Indian mummies?

A~Children r afraid of egyptian mummies & Fathers r afraid of Indian mummies.

Husband is liver & wife kidney

Husband wife are like liver and kidney.

Husband is liver wife kidney.

If liver fails, kidney fails.

If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Fursat mile to yaad kijiyega

Fursat mile to yaad kijiyega,

hamari bhi kami ka ehsas kijiyega,

mujhe to aadat hai aapko yaad karne ki,

agar hichki aaye to maaf kijiyega....

Out of My Control

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice,

but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

Kaash

Kaash is dil ki awaz mein itna asar ho jaye,

Hum apko yaad kare or aapko khabar ho jaye,

Khuda se maangte hain ki aap jise bhi chaho,

Woh zindagi ki raah mein apka humsafar ho jaye.

MAIN HOON NA

Zindagi hai to khwab hain,

Khwab hain to manzilein hain,

Manzilein hain to raste hain,

Raste hain to Mushkilein hain,

Mushkilein hain to MAIN HOON NA

Man ask GOD

Man ask God :

Y U make women so BEAUTIFUL?

God so that u can LUV her.

Men but Y u make her so STUPID?

God says so that she can LUV U.....

hehehehe

Price Tag

Mother bought her son a $100 Halloween costume to scare his friends

Should I take the price tag off? , the boy asked.

Leave it on, his mother replied.

We'll scare your father too....:D

Guzar jati hai...

Kitini jaldi ye mulaqat guzar jati hai,

Pyaas bujhti nahi barsat guzar jati hai,

Apni yadoon se dil dukhaya na karein,

Neend atti nahi aur rat guzar jati hai.

Ye ho nhi sakta

Rooth Jau me aapse ye ho nhi sakta,

Khayalon me kissi or k me kho nhi sakta,

bhool kar bhi na sochna k me rooth gaya,

Aap jaisa payar me kabhi kho nhi sakta.

You're like a Target

You're like a target that I always try to aim at.

How I wish I could aim you at the heart.

But every time I fail, I feel so sad.

You know why?

It's because I always end up missing you

Aankho mein rehne wale

Aankho mein rehne wale ko yaad nahi karte,

Dil mein rehne wale ki baat nahi karte

Hamari to RUUH mein bas gaye ho aap,

Tabhi to milneki FARIYAD nahi karte...

Dekh lena Aapni Parchai mein

Akela sa mehsus karo jab tanhai mein,

Yaad meri aaye jab judai mein,

Mehsus karna tumhare hie paas hoon main,

Jab chahe mujhe dekh lena aapni Parchai mein.

When you r alone

When you r alone,

When you r crying,

when you r upset,

Don't think of me!!

just call me Bcoz incoming is free for me...:D... my friend!!

Chahta hoon

Apane hotho par sajana chahta hoon,

Dosti se pyar tak aana chahta hoon...

Thak chuka tumhe yaad karte-karte,

Ab tumhe main yaad aana chahta hoon...

Pull down the Rainbow

If I could pull down the rainbow

I would write your name with it

&

put it back in the sky

to let everybody know

how colorful my life is with a friend like you!

Friends are live waves.

On the shore of life,

friends are live waves.

They come and go

but they touch in such a way

that a feeling of closness always remains there.

Khushnaseeb

Baadal kitne khushnaseeb hai,

Door rahkar bhi zameen par baraste hai,

Hum kitne badnaseeb hai,

Paas rahkar bhi milne ko taraste hai.

I MISS U BABY!

The sky without stars

The sky without stars is like sleep without dreams, like a song without music, like a rose without smell, like a face without smile, like ME without U

Chaahne se...

Chaahne se koi chiz apni nahi hoti,

har muskurahat khushi nahi hoti,

kehana toh chahte hai bahut kuch,

magar kabhi waqt toh kabhi jubaan saath nahi hoti…

i m very ill...

If luv is a disease then im very ill.

but i dont want medicine

i wont take no pill.

i will suffer dis illness

cos it makes me see exactly how much u mean 2 me!

Roses symbolize...

Roses symbolize both peace and war, love and forgiveness.

White roses are for true love.

Red roses are for passion.

Yellow roses are for friendship.

Black roses mean farewell

Aaj tum mango...

Aaj tum dil mango de denge.

Dhadkan mango de denge

,Jigar Mango,de denge.

Jaan Tak Manglo De Sakte Hain

Q ki Charo Film Ki Cd Ghar Par Padi hai.:-D

ROM ROM ANTIQUE

SANTA~Shadi Premika se mat karna.

BANTA:Kyon??

SANTA:Kyoki,shadi se pehle vo romantic lagti hai

aur baad me uska ROM ROM ANTIQUE lagta hai

Santa~Banta

Santa Ask Banta:~Why R U Watching The Funeral By Binocular. . . ?

Banta Replies: Yaar Duur Ka Rishtedaar Tha Bechaara . . . :->

A lady delivered twins.

A lady delivered twins.

Suprisingly one is a boy & another is a dog

how it is possible?

Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER....

wherever u go out network follows....

Why do Gods

Q:) Why do Gods stay up in heaven?

~

A:) Because they are afraid of what they have created

Saath Rahate Rahate

Saath Rahate Rahate yun hi waqt guzar jaayega.Door hone ke baad Kaun kise yaad aayega

Ji lo har pal jab hum saath hai.Kal ka kya pata waqt kahan le jayega

Santa~Banta

Santa~teko sharam nahi aati,tere papa tailor h or teri shirt phati hui

Banta~sharam teku nahi aati,tere papa dentist h,fir bhi tera bhai bina dant ka paida huya

Eye Specialist

When in life, you wake up n you don't see anyone, then come to me. I will be there to take you to an eye specialist!

Mahobat

ye raat itni tanha kyo hoti h,kismat se apni sabko sikayat kyo hoti h,ajeeb khel khelti h kismat,jise hum pa nhi sakte usi se mahobat kyo hoti h

Touch SMS

Touch my heart u’ll feel,Listen to my heart u’ll hear,Look into my heart u’ll see,That u’ll always be a special part of me.